Pet Peeves Mass Trans

1. Oh no she didn’t! Why did this woman do her Saturday grocery shopping on a Thursday, during rush hour and have the nerve to place her bags in the adjacent seat! She didn’t have the decency to place her weekly shopping underneath the seat she occuppied! The look of disgust of other straphangers was price less!

2. Why do some men insist upon sitting in a slouched positioned and spread eagle on a subway seat. Does it take that much effort to close your legs so that others can also be seated. Come on it’s not like the family jewels are going to break if your legs are closed.
3. When I can idendify the song playing from your ipod on a subway or bus, then your volume is too high! Don’t you releaize that you are damaging your hearing not to mention annoying the hell out of me! Silence please.
4. Oh no you must think you are in your livingroom. You have completely forgotten that you are in a public place where all can hear and have no choice but to listen to your cell phone conversation. The best is when some of you fools start providing banking information for all to hear. What was that account number again?
5. So it's raining cats and dogs outsided. You enter a fairly empty subway car and sit down. Why or why do you put your nasty wet umbrella on the seat beside you! So rude! Other straphangers will not want to sit in that nice puddle of H2O you have now made.
6. What happened to old-school entertainment on the subway? Do you remember the “D” train magician, complete with rabbit out of a hat, bird from a handkerchief and fire from a pot? These kids who do acrobatic flips throughout the car do not impress me. And god help the kid that falls on me when doing those flips!